The Reviews Are In...

Do you think he'd let me hit it...?

It's so sad to see somebody with such a presence have such little spine. It's pathetic. It's incredible. It's...cringe.

Sweetie pie.

So awesome that there is a God out there who just hates my guts and wants me dead on the floor. Hey there buddy.

I don't know at what point in a friendship you're allowed to ask for a piggy back ride but I'm terrified I'm going to make my move at the wrong time and blow it...

He's...a very nice guy. We love our Jahan. But at the same time...For fuck's sake! Stand up for your self every once in a while, huh?

Gosh, I'm so glad he's here with me...! This whole thing is so crazy; I'm just...so glad, I don't have to do it by myself..."

Annoying.

Well. He cooks everything we eat, so I guess I should probably be nice to him...

I think his name is Jahan. I don't know what he does.

jahan standing